soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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