Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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