# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Who died my cat blue again?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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