i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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