Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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