You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
