I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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