apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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