yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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