He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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