My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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