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Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?

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(973): Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night? http://tfl.nu/mwh9

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sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.

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(269): sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house. http://tfl.nu/i822

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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.

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(910): she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar. http://tfl.nu/ez5w

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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.

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(650): You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him. http://tfl.nu/2plm

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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.

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(585): If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat. http://tfl.nu/1cgn

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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.

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(412): he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along. http://tfl.nu/2jm5

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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.

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(913): Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun. http://tfl.nu/h48x

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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.

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(970): I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen. http://tfl.nu/rv6x

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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....

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(217): it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning.... http://tfl.nu/jakw

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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.

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(905): Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out. http://tfl.nu/k7xk

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Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?

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(415): Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me? http://tfl.nu/ppme

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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.

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(516): Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper. http://tfl.nu/eehy

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You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.

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(636): You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults. http://tfl.nu/yz23

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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets

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(631): His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets http://tfl.nu/4eyt

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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.

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(727): It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside. http://tfl.nu/ic5n

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