Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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