pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
we should paint friendship bongs
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