no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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