Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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