Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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