the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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