I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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