i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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