i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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