1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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