absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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