Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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