i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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