How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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