I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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