i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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