i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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