she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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