Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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