I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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