I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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