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There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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