We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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