There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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