You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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