if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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