it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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