We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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