is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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