Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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