Buhtt sex?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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