i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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