It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Mom said you looked used
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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