So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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