can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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