im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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