she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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