Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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