yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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