bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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