does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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