Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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