its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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