# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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